“To All The Fandom Writers Who Write Crap” Phineas and Ferb Fanfiction

90% of everything is crud.

– Sturgeon’s Law

The reason why people write fanfictions that are crud in fanfiction format.

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“Hi!”

Phineas waved at Isabella. Isabella waves back.

“Hey, Zachary,” says Isabella. “You shouldn’t be mixing present tense with past tense.”

“To be fair,” Phineas replies, “everyone does that these days.”

And that was true. To be fair, no one in Danville had ever used just one tense at the same time because the gods who wrote their stories weren’t really gods at all, and simply used whatever words they wanted. Oh well, let’s stick an author’s opinion into the story to totally throw everyone off.

Ferb then gave a look that basically said, “Don’t do that. It messes up the flow of life. Or, at least, the storyline. Oh, and, there’s no reason to suddenly cut in with random stuff–”

More Plots Everyone* Uses For Phineas and Ferb Fanfiction

I apologize for the potential internal conflicts and food poisoning you may receive upon reading this post.

1: Ferbella.

Wait! Don’t throw that tomato at my blog yet!

Ten Plots Everyone* Uses For Phineas and Ferb Fanfiction

Disclaimer: I have nothing against people who write these kinds of plots. In fact, I generally enjoy these stories, as long as they’re not the types that involve four sentences about how someone dies in the first two words and then Phinabella moment midway and then some bird crashes into the screen…etc. Anyways, I’m just saying that it would be nice to have a change in pace…from the 925,600 stories about the following ten plots everyone uses for Phineas and Ferb fanfictions:

1: School’s in session.

Why do Phineas and Ferb magically never have school even though there has been well over 104 episodes? Do they do multiple creations on some days, like: “Oh, so it disappeared. Let’s do another freaking one where everyone just resets from where they were at the beginning!”

Overanalyzing The Mission Marvel Crossover

So, let’s break this down.

You’ve watched Mission Marvel, right? If you haven’t, stop reading now and go watch it. It’s a great episode, and you’ll enjoy every second of it.

Overanalyzing Isabella’s Birthday Song

So, let’s break this down.

Basically, all Isabella’s asking is to just spend time with Phineas…ANY way for that matter. What exactly is she trying to get at here?

Good or Bad: What About A Live-Action Phineas and Ferb Movie?

Good: Some person on Twitter already cast the parts.

What if P&F has an live-action version and here's the casts? how do you think? @DanPovenmire pic.twitter.com/pL9ruf7trW

— Hiếu Chấy (@hieuchay0910) August 28, 2013

Bad: Oh, wait. The voices are now all screwed up.

Good: The writers are awesome enough that the cheesiest it can get is this:

Bad: Yeah, but so did the writers of “Teen Beach Movie”.

Ten Reasons Why Ferbella Is Not Allowed…Ever

1: I posted this picture on Twitter. Within 20 minutes it had exploded my feed.

2: Now, let’s put that into live action and see how many muffins die every time this is clicked.

Five Overly Indepth Realizations about Heinz Doofenshmirtz

Spoiler alert: Some episode plots are revealed. Make sure you’ve watched Season 3.

1: All he really wants is a better childhood. But it’s too late for that.

As said above, all of his schemes have a backstory behind it, mostly because of his terrible childhood memories when he was living in Gimmelshtump. All Doofenshmirtz really wanted was a better childhood, so, instead of trying to fix his life from where it was left, he overcomplicates everything to try to get back at something he’s unable to fix.

Ten Things We Want To See In Act Your Age…Or Whatever It’s Called

1: Phinabella. Like, a finalized couple.

And if that wasn’t already obvious, they won’t do that. But after they revealed that Stacy now knows that Perry is a secret agent, which was totally off the cuff, I guess they can do anything they want. (Which hopefully includes Phinabella.)